The following are the ranks available for the officers
and soldiers of the Queens Own Royal Gurkha Rifles.
:Officer Ranks:
Outfit Leader:-
Day to day running of all things outfitty and overall commander,
serves Her Majesty with pride and passion ! Partial to fruitcake
and charging naked at the enemy.
Major, Captain
and Lieutenant:- Commanders in the field governing
strategy and discipline as well as guidance. Must have good hair
with access to scarves and shaving equipment.
:Non-Comissioned Officers:
Gurkha Sergeant:- Senior
Gurkhas that can lead the squads when the officers are out playing
golf or driving fantastic ladies around in sportscars. These chaps
are the salt of the earth and are much wiser than their higher
ranked counterparts but sadly were born in the gutter so must
stay there.
Gurkhas:- The purest
of the pure, heroes of countless battles these men are chosen
for their bravery and skill, but mainly to warm up the officers
beds at night.
:Other Ranks:
Nepalese Warriors:-
These are humble villagers picked up in time of war to replace
the casualties in the ranks, they have served the empire well
and are begining to progress towards true Gurkha status and the
easy access to women that this entales.
Peons:- The first
step on the way to glory is also the loneliest; picked from the
farms of the nepalese mountains simply because they were able
to pick up a gun and not shoot themselves in the face, these are
the lowest of the low and are used by the Gurkhas for menial tasks
such as shoe shining and bed pan emptying.
